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CLASSY LADIES

OPHÉLIE
You swear.

CHARLOTTE
Not anymore. I gave it up. Dropped it like bad habit. Like smoking.

OPHÉLIE
(in awe)
Whoah. You smoked?

CHARLOTTE
Naw, dude. I don’t mean it for real. Ladies don’t smoke.
LADIES LIKE US
DON’T CUSS.
WE NEVER MAKE A FUSS.

OH, SO CLEAN-CUT,
OUR CHINS JUT
WHEN WE STRUT.

OO, LA, LA.
COME TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH.
“HA, HA, HA.”
THAT’S HOW WE LADIES LAUGH.

FRIENDS COME EASY.
‘CAUSE EVERY LADY WANTS TO BE A LADY LIKE US,
A LADY LIKE US.

CHARLOTTE AND OPHÉLIE
LADIES LIKE US
DISCUSS
NOTHING SCANDALOUS.

AND WHEN WE SUP
WE SIP CUPS
WITH PINKIES UP.

OO, LA, LA.
WE LADIES NEVER STOP.
HA, HA, HA.
ULTIMATE MIC DROP.

FRIENDS COME EASY
‘CAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES A LADY LIKE US,
A LADY LIKE US.

CHARLOTTE AND OPHÉLIE
CLASSY LADIES ALWAYS WALK WITH THEIR HEADS HIGH
MEET THE PESSIMISTS AND CRY
“EAT MY DUST!”

CLASSY LADIES ALWAYS SHARE WHEN THEY PLAY WITH TOYS
NEVER MAKE A LOT OF NOISE.
BEING VERY PRETTY IS A MUST.
OO, EVERYBODY LOVES A LADY LIKE US.

(Music continues under the following.)

OPHÉLIE
You think I can make friends?

CHARLOTTE
Shit, yeah! Just be classy. Oops. Old habits.

CHARLOTTE AND OPHÉLIE
CLASSY LADIES ALWAYS DRESS WITH EXQUISITE TASTE
NEVER DO A THING IN HASTE.
NO FUSS, NO MUSS.

CLASSY LADIES HAVE HEARTS AS PURE AS PEARL
NEVER PLAY THE MEAN GIRL.
STUNNING BEAUTY’S ALWAYS A PLUS
OO, EVERYBODY LOVES A LADY LIKE US.
EVERYBODY LOVES A LADY LIKE US.

Words and Music by Michael Johnson
© 2022, Zubsongs, Ltd.