the girl i will marry

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The girl I will marry is a scorpio.
She's got a voice like feist and lips like brigitte bardot.
With cheeks like cate blanchett, eyes like zooey deshanel.
She's got the milfy "come hither" look of kim cattrall. 

All my friends will envy me.
They'll pat me on the back and tell me I'm lucky.
They'll plot my death secretly.
They'll take a look at their own wives and wish they were free.
When they see
The girl I will marry. 

She's evangeline lilly but with straight red hair
She's kind of keira knightly with a grace kelly flair
She's scarlet johannson with a little weight on.
She's charlotte gainsbourg and kristin dunst rolled into one.

All my friends will boil and fume.
Even as they toast to the bride and groom
Their wives'll think "slut!" my friends: "va voom!"
Her beauty will threaten everyone in the room,
Except me.
The girl I will marry. 

Oh, my family who wondered why I waited so long
Will take one look at the girl I will marry and see that they were wrong
When they teased me and scolded me, 
Cajoled me and told me I'd never settle down.
They will see I was only waiting 
For the right girl to come around.
And look at me now!

she's got a sigh like jane birkin in "je t'aime moi non plus"
She's emma watson on the day that she turns 22. 
She's veronika lake mixed with olivia wilde.
Take gwyneth paltrow but give her audrey hepburn's smile.

She's natassja kinski mixed with emily blunt
She's got france gall's figure and sasha grey's cunt
She's natalie portman in kate winslett's skin
She's elizabeth mitchell bred with emilie de ravin.
She's nicole kidman... 

The girl I will marry is out there somewhere.
I'll collide with her someday, find her slipper on the stair.
For now I'll attend another wedding tonight.
By all means, friends, flirt and laugh with your wives.
(your beautiful wives.)

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