girls & sweaters

A: F Bb d g
B: C Bb 

He changes girls like you and I change sweaters.
He’s always on the lookout for somebody better.
The girl of his dreams
Is the girl of the moment
‘Til the moment passes.

From California to North Carolina
He’s got a photographic memory of every vagina
That he’s ever touched.
And every crotch has a notch
On his bedside table.

Oo, oo!
What will he do
When he falls in love?

Oo oo!
Will it be you
That he’s dreaming of?

He changes girls with every change of the season.
The rest of us shop for the very same reason.
He examines the racks,
Wears them out, takes them back
And then he just moves on.

Right when you fall in love with him you’ll fall out of fashion.
The first thirty days with him are bursting with passion,
But on day thirty-one
You’ll find a “Dear, Jane”
Letter waiting on your pillow.

Oo, oo!
What’s going to happen 
When he falls in love?

Oo, oo!
Who will it happen
To be that month?

He changes girls like you and I change sweaters.
He heats up and cools off in sync with the weather.
He’s never alone,
Yet he’s always alone
No matter who he’s with

From San Francisco to the New York Islands
From the Cape of Good Hope to the Scottish Highlands

Every girl
From every part of the world
Is gonna be his victim.

© 2014, Zubsongs, Ltd.