here’s to every boy (who ever laid eyes on you)

A: A f# D E
B: A D A D

I made you sushi.
I bought you flowers.
I said, “I want you,”
Still, you say you’re just dating.

I took you bowling.
I let you win, girl.
I said, “I love you,”
Still you won’t delete your profile.

Here’s to the boy who
Tonight gets to hold you.
Here’s to the boy who
Tonight gets to hold you.

Now you’re out dancing.
In your hot outfit.
That OK Cupid boy
Can see you all sweaty.

I can picture
You undulating.
He’s grinding up on you
And everything’s perfect.

Here’s to the boy who
Tonight gets to dance with you.
Here’s to the boy who
Tonight gets to dance with you.

Girl, your still friends with
All your ex lovers
Their Facebook pictures
Make me want to tear my eyes out.

They’ve seen you naked
They’ve touched your body.
They’ll always have your moaning
Burned in their memory.

Here’s to every boy who
Ever laid eyes on you.
Here’s to every boy who
Ever got to be with you.

© 2014, Zubsongs, Ltd.