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i’m cookies for you

"I don’t want to use an old cliché,”
Gasped the chaplain to his strapping protégé,
“but having ducked into this baker's shop
And snuck a piece of pecan drop
I've something to confess, so listen, pray!”

"I'm cookies for you!
Simply speculatius!
Positively peppernutty pfeffernüsse!
We're toffees, we two.
Magical milanos!
Manifestly mandelplaettchen, me and you!

I'm, cookies for you!
Truly tortelletty!
Unquestionably coconutty macaroons.
We're brownies, to boot!
Lovely ladyfingers!
Quite a pair of quadratinis, me and you!"

"my boy, I know I taught you sin was base
But my entire soul is pining for a taste,
To hike up these sleeves of silk
And dip this biscuit in your milk

Would send my spirit skyward to that holy place!"

"I'm cookies for you!
Passionately pralines!
Decisively divinity: that's me for you.
We're plumb bombs, partout!
Beautifully biscotti
Wholly german honey cookies, through and through!

I'm cookies for you!
Noticeably nut balls!
Obviously oblaten, oh it's true, it's true!
We're wafers, we two!
Completely cracking crumpets
A perfect pair of cinnamony snickerdoos!

Words & music by michael johnson
© 2006 zubsongs, ltd.