mayfair

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Darren and I snuck across the street
To the back of the mayfair market
Stacks of playboys and penthouses at our feet
Badly stashed there behind the garbage

We discovered naked ladies
In the back of the dinken brothers' truck
They gave us pictures from their hard-core magazines
I was confused by the ones where the couples would…

Darren and I snuck across the street
And one day in the mayfair market
I talked him into stealing a magazine
From the racks at the back of the market

On the way out it slid out of his pant-leg
I got away in the nick of time
Moments later darren's mom and dad arrived
Followed by lights and the sound of a siren's whine.

I was afraid they were talking about me.

Words adapted by M Johnson from a short story by K Sampsell
Music by m johnson ©2008 zubsongs, ltd.