THE WAY THEY GAZE AT YOU

BETTY SUE
Sure he says he loves you. But does he look at you the way that other guy just looked at you?
THE WAY THEY GAZE AT YOU TELLS YOU A LOT.
YOU’VE GOT YOUR STAY-DAY-AFTER-DAY GAZE AND YOUR HEY-I-THINK-YOU’RE-HOT.

ANNE MARIE
BRAD LOVES ME.
I KNOW HE’S THE ONE. MY HEART JUST SINGS
WHEN HE SAYS THINGS
LIKE I’M HIS MOON, HIS STARS, HIS SUN.

BETTY SUE
Oh, sure!
HE FLATTERS YOU WITH GIFTS.
AND PRETTY WORDS OF PRAISE,
BUT I’LL BET HE NEVER GAZED AT YOU THE WAY THAT LAST GUY GAZED.

ANNE MARIE
BRAD’S SUCCESSFUL. HE’S LIKE A CELEB.
HE INSPIRES SUCH JOY IN THOSE HE EMPLOYS.

BETTE SUE
HE’S CONDESCENDING TO THE PLEBS.

ANNE MARIE
Hey!

BETTY SUE
HE’S A GRADE-A FANCYPANTS,
WITH A BLUETOOTH IN HIS EAR, AND HE’LL ALWAYS PUT ROMANCE SECOND TO HIS CAREER.
NEXT TIME HE GAZES AT YOU. COMPARE IT TO TIM:
THOSE PUPPY DOG EYES THOSE FULL-BODY SIGHS...

ANNE MARIE
BRAD TOOK ME DANCING ONCE ON A WHIM.

BETTY SUE
Oh, really, when?

ANNE MARIE
Well it was, um...

BETTY SUE
Sounds like a memorable evening. Look,
YOUR BUSINESS IS YOURS.
YOU DON’T NEED MY TWO CENTS. BUT TRY TO GAUGE HIS GAZE BEFORE YOU JUMP TO HIS DEFENSE.

ANNE MARIE
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? YOU DON’T KNOW BRAD.

BETTY SUE
WHAT’S THERE TO KNOW?
SO HE’S GOT DOUGH. HAS HE GOT IT FOR YOU AS BAD
AS CUPID’S LATEST FIND?
COME ON, GIRL, ARE YOU BLIND?
YOU COULD SEE THE ARROW THWIT STRAIGHT INTO HIS BEHIND.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHETHER YOUR MAN IS MR. FOREVER-AND-A-DAY, FORGET ABOUT HIS JOB.
HE’S ALL WORK AND NO PLAY.
FORGET THE THINGS HE OWNS; ’CAUSE BOYS WILL ALWAYS BE BOYS. GADGETS, CARS, AND PHONES ARE JUST EXPENSIVE TOYS.
BUT WHEN HE TOUCHES YOU WITH HIS EYES LOOK FOR SIGNS HE’S IN A DAZE.
THEN YOU’LL KNOW HE’S THE PERFECT GUY
’CAUSE YOU’LL HAVE SEEN IT IN HIS GAZE.

Words and music by Michael Johnson
© 2014, Zubsongs, Ltd.