records

If you want a radio single then this is all you've gotta do
Take a black paper circle and stick on a label with glue
If you've got a pair of scissors or a hole puncher will do
Cut a little hole in the middle and slip some string right through

And when you have hung it above your little head
You can pretend you're billy rivers and knock the audience dead!

Words adapted by M Johnson from a short story by K Sampsell
Music by m johnson ©2008 zubsongs, ltd.