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MYRA, GARY, INGRID
WHEN THE NURSES HIDE THEMSELVES AWAY
ON THE SLY TO PRIVATELY PARLEY,
BEHIND THE LOCKS WE KNOW THEY’RE TALKING ’BOUT OUR

GARY
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INGRID, MYRA
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GARY, INGRID, MYRA
WHEN WE FEEL OUR EARS A-BURNING THUS,
THEY’RE DISCUSSING STUFF CONCERNING US.
PROCEDURES AND GERMS LIKE STAPHLO-CO-CO-CO-CCUS.

GARY
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INGRID, MYRA
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GARY
WHY HIDE?

GARY, INGRID, MYRA
KEEP IT OUT IN THE OPEN.
IT’S NOT LIKE WE DON’T ALREADY KNOW.

MYRA
YOU THINK YOU’RE SO SLY.

GARY, INGRID, MYRA
MIGHT AS WELL BE OPEN.
AFTER ALL, WE ALL UNDERSTAND YOUR MEDICAL LINGO.
LIKE CHRONIC CIRRHOSIS,
AORTIC STENOSIS,
LUMBAR LORDOSIS,
ATHEROSCLEROSIS,

GARY
HECK! I CAN TELL YOU EVERYONE’S DIAGNOSIS!

GARY,INGRID,MYRA
WE’VE ALL READ OUR DIAGNOSISIES.

MYRA
MINE’S ABOUT AS THICK AS "WAR AND PEACE"!

GARY, INGRID, MYRA
COME OUT AND SHARE THE WEALTH ’BOUT OUR HEALTH:

GARY
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INGRID, MYRA
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GARY,MYRA,INGRID
WHY
HIDE IN YOUR OFFICE?
THERE’S NOTHING IT WOULD SHOCK US TO KNOW. YOU COULD DIAGNOSE US WITH TYPHUS.
AND DO SO IN YOUR FANCY MEDICAL LINGO,
LIKE POLYCHONDRITIS,
ENDOCARDITIS,
ATOPIC DERMATITIS,
RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS,

MYRA
(spoken)
Let’s end the song, I’m getting laryngitis!

GARY,INGRID,MYRA
OLLY OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!
UNLOCK THE LOCKS AND THROW AWAY THE KEYS!
WE’RE THE PATIENTS YOUR CONVERSATION’S ABOUT.

GARY
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INGRID, MYRA
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