From the album The Ideal Home Music Library, Vol. 3: Songs for Orchestra

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girls don’t like me


A: A F#7 Bmin7 E7sus
B: Am7 Cmin7(b5) F7
Bbm7 G7alt C7 Bmin7 E7sus

Girls don’t like me.
That’s a fact.
I gift them daily;
They give the gifts back.

I approach every first date with hight hopes.
Instead of yesses I get nopes.
I’m at the end of my rope!

Girls don’t like me.
Sad, but true.
How long’s it been
Since I heard “I love you.”

I approach every first date with an open heart,
Only to have it ripped apart.
And then it’s “Go back to Start!”

I’m a one date wonder.
What blunder
Is keeping me prone
In the Friendzone?

While the abusers,
The narcissists, the boozers
Race past first base
Where fate has placed
My throne,
On their way home!

Girls don’t like me.
No, Siree.
They’re like enigmas
Wrapped in mysteries.

In this wide world of women
I’ve had no success
So imagine my amazement when you said “Yes!”

Words and Music by Royal Tannenbaum © 1924, Go Go Music
Arrangement by Michael Johnson © 2022 Zubsongs, Ltd.